Adam F. Goldberg wants people to give his show another chance, even if he has to make sure it happens one critic at a time. I have to admit that he got me.
Scream Queens is a kind of trick of marketing intended to have two AHS series on at the same time without having to admit. It's the sorority version, and is littered with the mind-numbing action and characters we witnessed in the last few season of AHS. You know where you are.
The Muppets isn't quite a sure thing, but only because it's such a different creature. It's filled with all the charm and fun you know, but it's a harder, more worldly-wise group of Muppets, and as much as you have to watch it, it isn't for every age group... which is odd.