Zombieland, while not a film to make a lot of best lists nearly a decade ago, was a certain triumph of less serious efforts. A zombie film,...
Furious 7 is perhaps everything fans will want it to be, which must fall in the positive category somewhere. Unfortunately, it's also fantastically stupid, has no respect for said fans, and is lazily slapped together by connecting nonsensical plot to the nonsensical stunts it wants to showcase.
This one finds a way to bore and insult just about everyone, but it isn't too concerned with your dislike, because it's quite a bit smarter than you.
No amount of name recognition can get past the fact that this script is so bizarrely weak.